from the movie mean girls. as Janice Ian describes him almost too gay to function
Damien: is that your natural hair color?
Cady: yeah?
Damien: see this is the color I want
Janice: sorry. that's Damien. he's almost too gay to function
by oops! hi. LARRY AF February 16, 2015
Damien is a guy who no one gives a chance people assume he's gay because he is surrounded by girls and although all the girls he doesn't like but never the girl he likes like Rebecca Sierra and Sidney he is dating the one girl who has given him a chance without rejecting him Kinsey he is a gamer who isn't fat and has a life and is regretfully informed Rebecca might date a Derek and Sidney is always dating someone he cant control his temper and does anything for money he is out going and quite a gentleman for certain girls who end up rejecting him and has a few close friends who both fly through relationships or cant date who all think he should give up because of his bad luck or undesirableness no one specifies
Guy 1: Is that Damien?
Guy 2: Yeah he's gay.
Guy 1: Ass he just got rejected…again!
Guy 2: By what guy?
Guy 1: Your a douche
by That guy2014 July 10, 2014
One awesome native american who every one wants to know and if they say they dont then they are lying to you and he is always right
Hey is that Damien over there ? "Man I know now not to argue with THE INDIAN aka Damien cause he is always right"
by ndnmafia February 02, 2010
known as a rare primate in the african jungle.
look at that Damien go through the trees
by az91 June 07, 2007
Chateauguay, player runs the pimp game.

He once had a dog lick his ass.

He's like a shark rawr.
Damien: Hey Wonna have sex?
Random girl: I just finished just looking at you..
by ChattownSluts July 06, 2011
A man capable of dicking around of epic proportions, Philinator's love interest

Also known as that weird old guy that lives at de trafford street.
Philinator: "Where oh where is my sweet, sweet Damien?"
Charlotte: "Probably doing what he does everyday, dicking around"
by notcharlotte February 04, 2009
the best little blue pipe in kailua
has a fatty bowl and tokes a mean one
ask around and maybe you'll get to hit it.
Lets go find where damien is
by pipeapple express October 05, 2008

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