Dalton is a small town in Northeastern Pennsylvania about 10 miles north of Scranton and three minutes from Clarks Summit, it is yet another stereotypical Abington town with middle-upper class families. The downtown is full of small shops such as a grocery store, firehall, pharmacy, a law office, library, etc. The people there are generally friendly but mostly fake. It's neighborhoods comprise of old huge rich 19th century victorian houses to present day McMansions. The town also covers a mix of rural hick, suburban snob, and small town homeliness. The police force, like Clarks Summit and South Abington, spend most of their time ticketing innocent drivers.
Dalton, PA is a small town in Northeastern Pennsylvania about 10 miles north of Scranton and three minutes from Clarks Summit, it is yet another stereotypical Abington town with middle-upper class families.
by Bobby Willow December 01, 2008
Someone who has had sexual relations with 9 different women and when they have had relations with a 10th woman will celebrate because of this fact.
"My name is Dalton. I have had relations with 9 women and will celebrate when I have had relations with a 10th person/ mess"
by joeeyaaaaaaaaaad April 27, 2008
an item in wich is to big for its own health. Usually really fat and people refere to him/her as "fatboi"
did you see that fat dalton walking down the street?
by Wells Stecker November 10, 2007
(Noun - person); (Verb - stating obvious principle)

Typically an individual or set of people who adhere to a manner of living categorized by maladaptive thinking and accompanying behaviors. Usually noticed by black/white thinking whereby said person lacks or subjugates any degree of intellect, to whatever extent it may be if at all. They don't recognize and utilize emotion as resources of normal, healthy vitality and wisdom (positive conditioning - i.e. maturation), where - when seemlessly implemented with cognitive ability - would/might lead them to a better prospect and perspective on life. Said people might be borderline sociopathic, ignorant, and/or some odd combination of other abnormalities.
People (like a "Dalton) who brazenly undertake matters - stupidly shouting YOLO! out of context - need to quit their zero-sum mentalities and embrace ambiguity. Put the snapchat down and cease and desist from defining your imagined cyber-world of people and things because no one cares or is impressed by your technical talents.
by Kljdjdjsk July 24, 2016
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