The force behind an enormous fart or bowel movement. The reason one of them may sneak out.
That fart stinks. I'm sorry, the dalton was too much to contain before I got to the bathroom
by josh martin August 15, 2006
a true pansy who only fights chicks.
yo did you hear about that dalton?
by daltons a pansy July 29, 2011
Dalton is a small town in Northeastern Pennsylvania about 10 miles north of Scranton and three minutes from Clarks Summit, it is yet another stereotypical Abington town with middle-upper class families. The downtown is full of small shops such as a grocery store, firehall, pharmacy, a law office, library, etc. The people there are generally friendly but mostly fake. It's neighborhoods comprise of old huge rich 19th century victorian houses to present day McMansions. The town also covers a mix of rural hick, suburban snob, and small town homeliness. The police force, like Clarks Summit and South Abington, spend most of their time ticketing innocent drivers.
Dalton, PA is a small town in Northeastern Pennsylvania about 10 miles north of Scranton and three minutes from Clarks Summit, it is yet another stereotypical Abington town with middle-upper class families.
by Bobby Willow December 01, 2008
Someone who has had sexual relations with 9 different women and when they have had relations with a 10th woman will celebrate because of this fact.
"My name is Dalton. I have had relations with 9 women and will celebrate when I have had relations with a 10th person/ mess"
by joeeyaaaaaaaaaad April 27, 2008
A middle aged man that has just went through menopause and kidnappes under age teens just so he can tie them up and call them his preshush.
Did you hear about that dalton strachan that was arrested last night.
by Random Joseph August 05, 2008
an item in wich is to big for its own health. Usually really fat and people refere to him/her as "fatboi"
did you see that fat dalton walking down the street?
by Wells Stecker November 10, 2007
A strange qwerky friend that'll never fail to make you laugh. He acts gay but us as straight as a telephone pole. Often times he doesn't even know what he's doing but always seems to figure out sooner or later.
He's into zombies and anything that has to do with gory details.

Most the time he can be pretty perverted. But it's what makes him him.
He thinks he's sexy and will call himself a "sexy woman with killer hips" even if he's not sexy.

Over all he's an amazing friend.
Just don't steal his house keys. He'll never let you forget it.
"I made my friend mad the other day and he went all Dalton on me."
"What did you do?"
"I stole his keys..."
by CourtneyLovesMCR January 23, 2015

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