The most awesome football team ever. The people who call Dallas and their fans fags, homos, and the like are insecure about their own sexuality. They love to pick on the Cowboys and their fans, and when the Dallas fans do the same, they either: 1) make pathetic excuses 2) whine and/or complain. 3) start hating on them cause they're jealous
eagles fan: Ha the cowboys suck they are a bunch of fags/druggies/homos and their fans are too.
Cowboys fan: HOW many SuperBowls have the Eagles won?
CF: The Dallas Cowboys have FIVE. That's what I thought. When your team wins 5 SB's, then you can talk.
EF: *SNIFFLES* But, but,
CF: But what?
EF: you're a Faggot and all the other homos that are Cowboy fans. *sobbing as he runs away*
A once great NFL team that hasn't been able to produce anything in the last twelve years due to their owner Jerry Jones being highly inconsistent. Buying players and coaches on popularity than skill or potential. Just anything that Jerry Jones can put his name on, the reason the team now just a group of people running around instead of being a TEAM. It's fanbase that mainly consists of those who hopped on the bandwagon during their winning years. Who currently still live back in the mid-90's, back when the team saw it's last playoff and superbowl.
Guy: No playoffs again? Dallas Cowboys
Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls
Guy: That was twelve years ago
Fan: We still have five rings
Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired
Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS
Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*
Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM
The fucking worst football team in the history of the NFL, AFL, or any other football in which they have existed. They suck dick, and will always suck dick. They will not win another superbowl in the history of their franchise. Jerry Jones is also a cock-sucking mother-fucker of an owner. He sucks balls, and takes it in the ass from Russian body-building monkeys. The Dallas Cowboys, now, and will forever be dick eating, monkey fuckers.
I hope the Dallas Cowboys win tonight.
Fuck you, go die.
a dallas based football team.
THEY SUCK BALLS!!!!! DO NOT EVER DEFEND, SUPPORT, OR WATCH THEM (UNlESS THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE). also NEVER WEAR AnyTHING COWBOYS-RELATED!!!!
Joe- Check out this Dallas Cowboys shirt i got
(gets punched in the face)
Overrated team that always fails their fans
Man 1: How about them Dallas Cowboys? Man 2: What about them??? Man 1: They got Eagles player of the game thanks to their performance!
An NFL team made of players who try but arent a team. Had a fanbase of bandwagons before they all ran to the colts and patriots. Now the colts fans are running over to the patriots because the colts are nothing without Manning.
Dallas Cowboys fan: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Patriots fan: Nah I dont like the Colts anymore, the Patriots rock!
A team that is supposedly the best but ends up choking in the playoffs every year.
"Did you see the Dallas Cowboys game last night? "
-"yea they were punished again"
A team who has worked so hard to get to where they are...they have played their harts out and gotten five super bowl victories...those of you who hate on the dallas cowboys are most likely fans of a different team who have lost to them or you wish your team was like them.In conclusion Those of you who always have something to say..go ahead say what you have to say...Good or bad..either way you are acknowledging the cowboys and making them even more popular... Thats how good they are...And get ready because they will be back for another super bowl and if your lucky enough.. your team might just be the one to have the honer of losing to them.
"Hall Of Fame with 5 super Bowl Wins...Dallas Cowboys"