Achievable by hitting new heights in online gaming sucking.
Prime examples of this status are:
Completing Fifa (impossible).
Completing Forza 3 with two achievements.
Scoring 0 - 22 on Call of Duty!
Can also be obtained by any other useless and terrible acts of Online Gaming.
One step further than the embarrassment of doughnut'ing
Invented when our good friend John achieved the all of the above and possibly more!
Jones - 'I got 18 assists'
Ian - 'Dam you guys are doing a Dallas'
John - 'F*ck Yous!'
A good place to go if you like schizophrenic hobos, cheap transit and good times in hot temperatures.
Person 2: Nah, I'm going to Dallas, they might not have a beach but they have some damn good public swimming pools since the mayor spends her time restoring them instead of repairing actual infrastructure.