guy 2 "yeah, i bet there is enough room in her vag"
guy 1 "what!!!, i am talking about the city"
guy 2 "oh that makes more sense..."
A good place to go if you like schizophrenic hobos, cheap transit and good times in hot temperatures.
Person 2: Nah, I'm going to Dallas, they might not have a beach but they have some damn good public swimming pools since the mayor spends her time restoring them instead of repairing actual infrastructure.