1.A team that you hate because at some point in your sad life, they came to town and destroyed your team. Thus making your childhood a little more depressing.
2.A team you hate so much that you have a "go to" memory of your team beating the Cowboys. Cowboys fans however forget how many times they have beaten your team, and therefore don't give a shit about the aborition that is your "go to" memory.
3.A team that if you hate, renders you completely incapable of comprehending math percentages.
(example)
Man 1:"The cowboys are a bunch of criminals. T.O, Pacman, Tank Johnson, the whole team is a bunch of thugs and criminals".
Man 2:"T.O is a moron, but not a criminal. Pacman yes, Tank Johnson yes. But, 2 people would not make a team of 53 players a team full of criminals. Are you a crazy person?
2.A team you hate so much that you have a "go to" memory of your team beating the Cowboys. Cowboys fans however forget how many times they have beaten your team, and therefore don't give a shit about the aborition that is your "go to" memory.
3.A team that if you hate, renders you completely incapable of comprehending math percentages.
(example)
Man 1:"The cowboys are a bunch of criminals. T.O, Pacman, Tank Johnson, the whole team is a bunch of thugs and criminals".
Man 2:"T.O is a moron, but not a criminal. Pacman yes, Tank Johnson yes. But, 2 people would not make a team of 53 players a team full of criminals. Are you a crazy person?
I bleed Dallas Cowboys. But this year(08/09) they played like a bunch of butt-fucking quiters. Absolutely unacceptable. We have a completed roster, with depth, and laden with talent. Make it a complete TEAM, and make amends next year.
by Scoobysnacks30 January 27, 2009
The fucking worst football team in the history of the NFL, AFL, or any other football in which they have existed. They suck dick, and will always suck dick. They will not win another superbowl in the history of their franchise. Jerry Jones is also a cock-sucking mother-fucker of an owner. He sucks balls, and takes it in the ass from Russian body-building monkeys. The Dallas Cowboys, now, and will forever be dick eating, monkey fuckers.
by JimWood December 6, 2010
(Pronounced: Dal-Ass Kaoo-Boees)
The best team in American football and many other sports. The Cowboys have more Super Bowl wins (5) than any other team except 1, have a long and proud history, and have the hottest cheerleaders in the sport. In 2004 they injured the Philadelphia Eagles' Terrel Owens(which was probably very easy anyways because Terrel Owens is the biggest pussy the sport has ever seen).
The Dallas Cowboys are America's Team - If you don't like America's Team, you must not like America, and if you don't like America, then you are obviously a terrorist.
The best team in American football and many other sports. The Cowboys have more Super Bowl wins (5) than any other team except 1, have a long and proud history, and have the hottest cheerleaders in the sport. In 2004 they injured the Philadelphia Eagles' Terrel Owens(which was probably very easy anyways because Terrel Owens is the biggest pussy the sport has ever seen).
The Dallas Cowboys are America's Team - If you don't like America's Team, you must not like America, and if you don't like America, then you are obviously a terrorist.
by Alfie Gareth July 19, 2005
A collection of overpaid men who work one day a week, and commit criminal acts the other 6 days, such as robbery, solicitation of prostitution, drug use and/or sale of, assualt and a variety of other misdmeanor crimes.
Michael Irvin was able to look past his arrest for drug possession, but only after he got arrested for having his friend's pipe in his car. His friend was more than likley Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys.
by Phillyrock September 26, 2006
An often controversial, yet perrenial favorite NFL team that has won five Super Bowls. Called "America's Team," even though this has added to the continued controversy surrounding the team's highly-visible owner (Jerry Jones), his players (sometimes problematic) and coaching staff (usually outspoken).
by Scott Hume May 14, 2005
Also known as the Dallas Cowgirls, they have a proud and rich history but their fans are mostly made up of rednecks and illiterates, illiterate rednecks, arrogant punks, losers, and jerk offs. Most ignorant Cowgirl fans are very happy now that they acquired Terrell Owens, the same asshole who wrecked 2 franchises (Dallas, you're next) and straight shitted on the cowpuke star a few years ago.
NFL Fan: What's your team?
redneck: Are the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs?
NFL Fan: I think so...
Redneck: Go Cowboys!!!
redneck: Are the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs?
NFL Fan: I think so...
Redneck: Go Cowboys!!!
by Canibal-7 May 9, 2006
A bunch of retards. their roster includes such football "greats" as Terrell Owens, who would stop nothing short of raping a dog on main St to get attention. How good are the Niners and the Eagles Doing this year? Dallas is next. Or Tony Romo, if indeed a straight man, the only one would deny a relationship with Jessica Simpson. Their current coach is Bill Parcels, the biggest Idiot in football, save Terrell Owens. The Cowboys fans are a bunch of ignorant Deuchbags, about 99 percent of whom start cheering for other teams when things go wrong in dallas
the Dallas cowboys are shit
by 12345543212345 December 11, 2006