|1.||Dallas Colon Buster|
The Dallas Colon Buster is what the Dallas Mavericks did to the Los Angeles Lakers on May 8th, 2011. Down 0-3 and facing elimination in round 2, the Lakers simply bent themselves over a table and allowed Jason Terry to spit on his cock and ram it straight into their colon. It has been rumored that Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson haven't been able to shit right since.
Mike Tirico: The Mavericks sweep the Lakers. Final score Dallas 122, Los Angeles 86. We just witnessed an end of a dynasty.
Hubie Brown: No, we just witnessed a text book Dallas Colon Buster. I bet Kobe and Phil never shit right again.