A school in Milnthorpe in Cumbria, UK
The greatest rival to the notorious QES, the oppressed students are forced to carry blue or red 'uniform cards' to be checked if they have made the slightest alteration to the dress code: of a shirt, tie, trousers, belt, moonboots, straightjacket and a gag, prescribed by the boss, Big Steve.
Dallam is also known to be home to many lost Europeans spouting incoherent nonsense about their IB and CAS hours.
A: Did you see that crazy French kid the other day?
B: Must have been from Dallam.