Girl: I havent slept for about a month. I dont remember what its like not to have a hangover.
Boy: Oh so you go to Dalhousie University?
Dalhousie: Home of the worlds most segregated campus.
Dude 2: I've got to walk down to Spring Garden road so I can catch the bus and head to my next class.
Dude 1: That sucks man, it's like -10 outside.
Dude 2: Tell me about it, I fuckin hate Dalhousie University. I shoulda' wen't to SMU.