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One of the greatest race car drivers ever, who held 7 championships until he died at the age of 49 in the 2001 Daytona 500, when on the last lap, last turn he suddenly drifted down to the apron and barreled straight on to the retaining wall going an estimated 185 mph. His restraint snapped on impact and was instantly killed, and the interior of the car was badly damaged, and very bloody. Even drivers in other racing types consider Dale Earnhardt to be a true racing legend.
Going 200 mph and turning left for 3 hours is alot harder than you think. Stock cars have absolutely no traction control, or ABS system or any other driver aids, and finding traction going at that speed is difficult as hell, and at the same time being inches away from competition going 5 wide down the turns. Unlike most drivers, Dale Earnhardt was fearless, and made other drivers shit their pants when he came near them. He was nicknamed "The Intimidator"
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Do you people not know the meaning of respect? The man ran into a wall and died, why are you making fun of that? What about people who drive drunk and then kill people becuase they get in accidents? Earnhardt was one of the best in his sport and I would appreciate it if you weren't so damn disrespectful.
Half of the people on here are fucking morons.
by Certain people need lives February 19, 2005
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One of the best NASCAR Driver of all time. The only thing i ponder about why people add definitions that are highly disrespectful. Look at it this way, in 1992, Richard Petty retired. NASCAR ratings were at an all time low. Since 4 races after Daytona in 2001, the ratings for NASCAR have gone down 38%. 9 races after Dale died was the first time EVER a track was not sold out. Think about it that way. Only a crapload of America watched NASCAR because of Dale. There will never be another intimidator like Dale.
"Who's that number 3"
"That's the best driver ever, Dale Earnhardt
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Literally The Redneck God; the Father of the Son: Dale Earnhardt, Jr., also known as The Redneck Jesus. Ever since his "tragic death", Dale Earnhardt has been mourned and worshipped more than ever by his millions of worshippers, as evident by the many number 3 stickers seen all over trucks throughout the South and the southern Midwest.
For the southerners and midwestern rednecks who aren't real Christians, they instead worship The Redneck God (Dale Sr.) and The Redneck Jesus (Dale Jr.)
by Straight from E-ville May 26, 2005
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1.) A stupid redneck who drove a car around an oval/square/circle, making only left turns for 200+ laps who died from screwing up a left turn. By the way, he wasn't an athlete, stop insulting real athletes by insinuating that a borderline retarded mouthbreathing redneck who drove cars in circles is on the same plane of existance as real athletes. Even steroid juiceboxes like Balco Barry Bonds are higher up on the athletic ladder than redneck drivers. See redneck

2.) Drinking a whole shitload of Pabst Blue Ribbon, driving around the block making only left turns, and slaming your car into a telephone pole, thus launching you from the seat and plowing your face into the steering wheel sending the mixture of blood and teeth all over the inside of your car.
Dale Earnhardt sucks, as does NASCAR. Watch real sports.

Did you hear about Timmy? He got shitfaced and Dale Earnhardted himself last night.
by Plinkton Cyclopes February 23, 2005
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Every time I watched him drive he was starting some crap with someone. he was a true pain in everyones ass, And every one is just being nice because he died.
Dale Earnhardt was a prick.
by Dick Orda March 08, 2005
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Senior did not die in a bloody wreck, the interior of the car was not badly damaged, and the restraint did not kill him. Also, Sterling Marlin caused the wreck. Watch a tape of it, Sterling Marlin (#40) tapped the left rear quarterpanel of Dale, sending the car swerving down onto the apron. Dale overcorrected and spun, going straight towards the wall. Ken Schrader (#36) hit the side of Dale's car full force. The seatbelt did not kill him, as according to conspiracy enthusiasts everywhere. What killed him was him not wearing a HANS device, a neck restraint. When Dale hit the wall, his unsupported neck caused massive head injuries killing him on impact. I have this image burned into my brain of Kenny Schrader walking over to the 3 car resting in the grass. Kenny undid the net, and leaned into the car, then slowly backed away. The interior was intact, as the crash WAS NOT THAT BAD OF A CRASH. NOTHING would have caused a bloodbath inside the car. What made the crash so interesting was just that, it did not look bad at all.
Whenever i close my eyes i hear Darryl Waltrip: "Whoa trouble in turn 4, its Dale. He's ok though, right? Yeah, he's ok." RIP Dale Earnhardt.
by Corbyn March 14, 2006
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