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1.) A stupid redneck who drove a car around an oval/square/circle, making only left turns for 200+ laps who died from screwing up a left turn. By the way, he wasn't an athlete, stop insulting real athletes by insinuating that a borderline retarded mouthbreathing redneck who drove cars in circles is on the same plane of existance as real athletes. Even steroid juiceboxes like Balco Barry Bonds are higher up on the athletic ladder than redneck drivers. See redneck

2.) Drinking a whole shitload of Pabst Blue Ribbon, driving around the block making only left turns, and slaming your car into a telephone pole, thus launching you from the seat and plowing your face into the steering wheel sending the mixture of blood and teeth all over the inside of your car.
Dale Earnhardt sucks, as does NASCAR. Watch real sports.

Did you hear about Timmy? He got shitfaced and Dale Earnhardted himself last night.
by Plinkton Cyclopes February 23, 2005
 
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The greatest NASCAR driver of all time. Who died doing what he loved to do. A competor on the track, and a father, husband, friend off the track. an actual athlete (unlike what some other people say) see NASCAR Driver
7-Time NASCAR WINSTON CUP CHAMPION
by dalejr237 June 11, 2005
 
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Whena man is performing anal sex on a girl, and slams her face into a wall.
"Dude, I totally Dale Earnhardted that bitch!"
by Ashley and Ryan December 06, 2004
 
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Our redneck savior. He crashed for our sins, and on the third lap, he rose again, and ascended into heaven, where he rideth shotgun for our Lord, the Almighty God.
In Dale Earnhardt's name, we pray. Ay-men.
by M. Helton December 10, 2009
 
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the gretest, most talanted driver ever to get behind the wheel of a car in the history of cars and racing. Drove the black number 3 Goodwrench Chevrolet for Richard Childress Racing. Known as "The Intimidator" for his agressive apperance and driving style. One of only 2 NASCAR drivers in history to win 7 NASCAR winston/nextel cup championships, the other being Richard Petty. Dale was the definitive american badass. In February 2001, his life was tragically ended early by a fatal crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500.
All you fuckers writing disrespectful definitions about Dale Earnhardt should get a fucking life. You wont ever be as sucessful in anything as Earnhardt was at everything in life.
by 3earnhardtforever3 August 15, 2007
 
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The greatest NASCAR driver!! I agree that the people are idiots who put disrespectful defenitions here. Even if you didnt like him, or didnt like NASCAR, at least respect his death.
Dale Earnhardt was the best NASCAR driver, and should be respected!!
by Emily March 10, 2005
 
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THE BEST! EVER!
Dale Earnhardt is the king of NASCAR!
A legend, whether living or dead!
The only driver who comes close to his potential
as a NASCAR driver is his son Dale Jr.!

And to all of you who feel that you have to insult him clearly are doing it because you wish that people would laugh at your definitions and respect you... But wait! No one's laughing but you! Interesting huh? Show respect for the Hero, The Intimidator! Now immortalized because of his tragic death! He has inspired millions! He lives on through all those who wish to continue his legacy, and especially his son, Dale Jr.!
Dale Earnhardt, father, intimidator, driver, friend.

We remember you Dale E.!
by Dale is the best! July 01, 2006
 
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The best out there!! We love you Dale!
The best out there!!
by NASCAR is good March 10, 2005