The historical heads of the dge-lugs-pa (pronounced gelukpa) sect of Tibetan Buddhism, who were described by two French Jesuits in 1661 as, "devilish God-the-father who puts to death such as refuse to adore him". The Dalai Lama, while today is known as the 'exiled leader of Tibet', gained his right to rule in Tibet during the rule of the "Great Fifth" Dalai Lama, Lobsang Gyatso, from China in 1653 from emperor Shunzhi of the Qing Dynasty.

The 14th Dalai Lama, while said to be in 'exile', fled China when the Chinese tried to dismantle his autocratic semi-independent state and liberate his people.

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Is a goats milk producing llama from Australia. Normally a herbivore but can have random tendencies to eat small animals. A very rare creature that many people have spent there lives trying to find. There have only been about 5 sightings on record.

While performing vaginal intercourse the male attempts to insert his testicle into the females anus. Ultimately acheiving a hightened level of consciousness.

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Leader of Tibetan Buddhism whose seat of power was formerly the Potala Palace in Lhasa until those dastardly Chinese kicked his butt, so they could get their hands on Tibet's mineral wealth.

Now has a secret hideout in McLeod Ganj in Himacahl Pradesh, India (darn, given the game away!!!) where he preaches to his still faithful followers and western tourists.

With big bad China able to push everybody around with it's economic might, nobody of any importance wants anything to do with him except a few fading Hollywood actors trying to revive their flagging careers.

Keeps getting reborn everytime he pegs it - love to know how he does it - 14 times now!!!

A complete faggot. I suppose it helps to be a suck up if you haven't got your own country doesn't it now Mr Lama. People would actually respect you if you actually did what was blatantly right and thats stick up for your own country in a more conventional and effective manner. But you'd rather sit on your fucking arse, meditate and watch your own people suffer. You fucking want peace, fuck off you fucking cunt.