Oh and if you can stop worrying about that. You're guaranteed to get blown up by your neighbours while asteroids fall out the skies onto your dogs head.
Person 2: "I see the Daily Fear strikes again."
Adult: "I'm taking your videogames away from you. They'll turn you into a rapist"
Child: "Cheers Daily Fear!"
Person 1: "If we don't vote to get rid of all the foreigners soon we're going to become a muslim country where white people will be put to death in the town centres"
Person 2: "You've been reading the Daily Fear haven't you?"