You: DICKWEED APPLESCAUCE HIPPIES ZOMBIE NAZIS MADE OF PORK
"When I'm around her I feel so poorly of myself. She must be a Dahl."
"no we don't"
"well I am going to just go to Hy-Vee then"
"FINE NIGGA. GO FUCKING GO."
"I'M NEVER GOING TO DAHLS AGAIN"