"I'm ready to be spanked now daddy"
"When can I get to play with it daddy?"
"You make it hurt so good daddy"
"Daddy can I be your good little girl?"
"Daddy, please punish me daddy"
John: Dude, you're not attractive, you're just 28 and already have a demon of a kid you never disciplined. Basically, you don't have daddyism.