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noun: a very large spider with penis legs.

adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs!"
by Pinkeye_paranoia May 27, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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noun: a very large spider with penis legs.

adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs "

devon said "what daddy dong leg!?"
by Pinkeye_paranoia May 28, 2008
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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noun: a very large spider with penis legs.

adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs !"

by Pinkeye_paranoia May 28, 2008
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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