The better parent.
The one that treats you like an equal and respects you. The one that provides moral guidance and teaches you about life. The one that co-conspires about hiding broken stuff from Mum. He protects and cares and makes you laugh but calls you ridiculous nicknames.
Kid: Don't call me that in front of my friends!
Dad: Well don't be a pig then!
a person who advertises their dick to a community comprised of males and females
I had to leave that sausage party, too many D.Ads in there.
You have a kid now. Man up to your responsibilities. Stop being such a fuckin' D.Ad and start being a Dad.
Your wife succumbs to the temptations of D.Ads all across the land.
I've been a D.Ad before. I got arrested for disturbing the peace.
You: Sweet McDonalds! *Snatches food from dad without even a hello*
- pretends to be caring and thoughtful + has an devilish conspiracy behind his surface = Dad
- a sick shit who contaminates the definition of "family"
- a dude who forces you to do housework even though your legs are broken (that's my dad)
Me: But my legs are broken!
Dad: I don't fucking care you useless piece of shit!