A word that can be substituted for any other word in the right circumstances. Created by GoldDad aka GoldGloveTV on DadTube.
Call of Dad: Dad Ops
Dadsformers: Dads in Disguise
A glorious occasion were marijuana is smoked throughout the day.
What'd you do today?
The hypocritical man who controls your life, and hates you because he loves you. In your teenage years, he won't let you do anything fun and will always assume you are doing drugs, drinking, and doing other illegal things. He will say you have no rights and treat like shit, because he loves you... He will also try to make you feel guilty when in an argument with him and tell you to move out of the house, but you can never tell if he really means it or if he's just trying to scare you. Dads- you can't live with them, but you can't live without them.
You: >insert excuses here< (dad cuts you off mid-sentence)
Dad: Stop making excuses BlahBlahBitchBlah. (you cut him off to finish what you were saying)
Dad: Don't cut me off while I'm talking!!11!!1!!! It's disrespectful!1!1!!1!! Respect your elders!!!!!!!1! You're a kid, you have no rights!!!!!!!!!!
Dad: Why do I waste all my time trying to raise you? I put all my time into raising you and this is how you treat me? Why am I always the bad guy? :'(
Dad: Fuck you, asshole. Pack your bags and get out!
One who is a Dirty Ass Diddler.
Dude, I can't believe you gave Luke a blumpkin, You're such a D.A.D
D.A.D. stands for "Dumb Ass Day"
1. If you have encountered alot of dumb people through out the course of the day.
2. If someone keeps doing things that are dumb through the day.
"Wow, I have seen alot of stupid people, it must be a D.A.D.!"
"You keep doing stupid things, your having a D.A.D.!"
Acronym: Dried Anal Discharge
Sklitch when it's removed from the anal area. Sometimes the removal requires a chisel. see also sklitch
"My sklitch was itching so bad that I had to scrape it off. Now that we have some D.A.D.; wanna smoke it?"
Done A Donny
D.A.D. To Leave the office Embarrassingly early every day of the week
Why I distrust all men, cry myself to sleep at night, feel unwelcome in my own home, & would cut my mom slack for anything.more...
He acts like a nice parent when guests are over, or we're in public, but once we're alone, he's a maniac. A bomb always waiting to blow, he snaps at the slightest provocation. My options are to let him get away with his abuse, or to stand up for myself & get the living crap beaten out of me.
We’ve only not kicked him out of the house because my mom was raised by an abusive father herself, so she doesn't know what it is to be treated right, & because she believes that children don't do well in single-parent households.
Every time I give him another chance, he proves me wise for not having been completely open with him since I was 8 years old.
He has failed at giving me the the sole thing I deserve: Unconditional love. Thanks to him, I've had to stay in the closet my entire life. Even when my heart was bursting at the seams with love for the first time, at the age of 13 years old, I couldn't go to my own father for advice.
Thanks to this thorough incompetence, I've basically had to raise myself.
Cherry on top: My family is wealthy, so whenever I drop even the slightest hint that I'm miserable with them, I get called a spoiled, ungrateful brat. I find this to be ironic - you would think that less fortunate people would understand even better than I do that the impact of material items on happiness pales in comparison to being accepted & loved...