A word that can be substituted for any other word in the right circumstances. Created by GoldDad aka GoldGloveTV on DadTube.
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a guy who will love you no matter what you do. the most important and loving person in the world no matter what age you are.
my dad was the most wonderful person ever.
The male parent of a child who is normally screwed out of a child's life and has little to no hope to get custody of his little one(s) because all of his hard earned money is taken and given to the the mother to support her bad habbits while the grandmother (usually on the mothere's side) takes care of and supports the child, leaving him out of all the important things, such as first steps, birthdays, holloween, etc.
A person who feels like a failure when trying to put together a care package because he has no clue what the child will be interested simply do to the lack of communication. Often givin a bad name and called a dead beat, even though all attempts to see the child(children) are disbanned by the parent usually saying that the child has no intrest in seeing him.
Who's only hope of knowing anything about the child is a vague text message once a month if not longer.
Mother - Niki doesn't know you, she doesn't even want anything to do with you
Dad - she's only a year old. I can still be a part of her life If only you'd tell me where you moved to.
Mother- well she's with my parents the next town over
Dad - So what you're not taking care of her?
Mother- I'm not ready for a child. It's to much responsibilty and I still want to party
Dad- Well what size clothes does she wear, and what kind of toys does she like?
Mother- the usual kids stuff and sizes.
Not the Mama
Father: Come on kiddo! Say "Daddy"!
Son: ...Did you say something Not-The-Mama?
A man who never shows up in your life. Never Calls, never comes by, never sends a card for your birthday. Or a man who is always there for you giving you guidance and support.
Jake: My dad just took my cellphone! I hate him!
Dave: Atleast you know who your dad is!! So stop bitchin!
Superstar: I want to thank my dad for all his love and support all these years. I couldnt have done it without him. I LOVE YOU DAD!
You will never here Dave say that^
The man who beats your mom and only talks to you when he has to. The man who calls you a lesbian and a lier because he doesn't know you. The man that got upset about you not wanting to come to his house anymore but didn't try to get rid of the bugs or the stray animals to get you to come back.
My dad is a horrible person.
manipulative asshole who is nice to everyone inc you when there are people around but when you're alone he tells you how worthless, disgusting and useless you are.
Not adverse to physical violence or blaming you for his doormat wanting to leave him or ruining his pathetic drunk life.
dad; Think of Joan Crawford but the male version "no more wire hangars"
The one and only, Detroit City.
Yo, im goin to Da D to go seem them dope ass Pistons play.