This person may enjoy getting a little PBR on his mustache while also hula hooping and playing a tambourine in the park. He might lean against a tree, snort some cocaine, and write a parody about a statistical analysis of the Tea Party's incapability of having intelligence to the tune of a Velvet Underground song. This person may be wearing ridiculously skinny jeans for the sake of the hipster or of the scene kid. You just don't know!
*Aha! A dabbler!* thought Jack.