An STD like "HIV" "the clap" "drippy dick" and other STD's you dont want to get.

Da Monkey is bad s#it so stay away from them guy/girls that have it!!
It burns when i pee i think i got DA MONKEY!!!!

Yo homie dont hit that joint that shawty has DA MONKEY!!!

Come on doc dont tell me i got DA MONKEY!!!
by CJthaDJ June 12, 2008
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sexually transmitted disease, most closely associated with hoes in defferent area codes. Da Monkey can be HIV, the clap, etc. Deff. Something you dont want.

Also know as Da Monk
I Had To Wear 2 condoms and pull it through my boxer so i will not catch Da monkey

Oh It Burns When I Pee I Think I Got Da Monkey
by CJthaDJ October 12, 2007
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1) A user of gaiaonline who can reguarly be seen in the GD. Laid back and very kind but don't piss her off or she will throw a shoe at you!
2) A silly monkey who likes to get down and dance
3) a person who is down with the funk
4)pure awesomness and sweet as honey too
Oh Mel is dA fUnKy mOnKeY !
by KitKatFormbrickBrak March 23, 2009
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