2)A fantasy or tale of woe that one uses to make someone else do them a favor they might not ordinarily do.
3) The action of a poor sad lonely male or female masturbating alone with no one to watch or help. Without magazine or video aids.
2)The checks in the mail, I won't cum in your mouth, I'll pay you back next week...
3)A failed pick up line at a bar, nightclub, supermarket etc. Unsuccessful romance.