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8.
Dialing under the influence. When you check your cell phone after a big night of drinking to find you’ve called all the wrong people.
You've D.U.I'd your ex, her mother, bestfriend, whoever you really would not call when your sober.
by brcic September 01, 2008
 
1.
DUI
Driving Under the Influence aka: of alcohol
DUI is the stupidest thing a human being can do.
by fzck November 15, 2003
 
2.
DUI
"D"riving "U"nder the "I"nfluence (of drugs such as alchohol)

Also, see Paris Hilton.
A nationwide study says that the most DUIs committed in America are by slutty females with the initials "PH".
by AGaW June 18, 2007
 
3.
DUI
Driving Under the Influence, pronounced dewey, refers to a person being arrested for driving after consuming alcohol. Generally people with DUIs are not drunk but just over the arbitrary limit of .08 and unlucky enough to get pulled over by a cop. If you get a DUI expect to pay a ton of fines, have your constitutional rights violated, and be treated like a criminal.

DUIs are great ways for cops to meet there quotas and politicians love them too because they bring in a ton of revenue for the state. These laws do little to actually make the public safer.
-hey bob, how was your weekend?

-It sucked, I got a dui. the fuckin pigs pulled me over for a broken tail light. I blew a .10 because I had four beers and now they're taking away my license for 7 months and fining me $5,000. Next time, I going to drink 20 beers because my lawyer says the penalties are the same if I do, I think I should at least get my money's worth.
by ru 2010 March 03, 2011
 
4.
DUI
Driving under the influence. Most commonly alcohol. Something you shouldn't do but do it anyway until you get caught and goodbye license.
I got a dui and now i owe the court 2800$, have to take classes that cost 1700$, lost my job, got a new low paying job and have to walk to work...
by exdrunk-nowstoner October 23, 2009
 
5.
DUI
Driving Under the Influence.
yo i got pulled over, I waz DUI.
by Diego September 19, 2003
 
6.
Dick, Or a man's Penis
(you can say it and not get in trouble)
You are a humungous DUIS!!
by GuPpIeSuE2 April 11, 2011
 
7.
1) Dailing Under the Influence
2) Driving Under the Influence
1) 'Man I was so drunk last night I phoned my Ex and started talking dirty. Well thats what u get when you D.U.I, ay?'
2) 'Fucken Cops got me last night for D.U.I. Guess I had one to many, ay?'
by Lou October 05, 2004