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Dirty Sanchez for the Single

1. Stick your finger up your poohole
2. Draw poopie mustache on your own face
3. Do not wash hands
4. Resume all normal activities
"Yikes...John could conquer Europe with that DU Sanchez"

"In other breaking news...witnesses were unable to identify today's bank robber suspect due to his very detailed DU Sanchez & dark sunglasses"

"Wouldn't shake Dave's hand if I were you, that DU Sanchez looks fresh."

"After work, Kristen likes to relax with some DU Sanchez & a small glass of milk"
by HuntStamos October 13, 2010

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