dts
dirty teen stash
HOLY SHIT!!!
DTS AT 6 OCLOCK!!!
by P.M.B. January 27, 2009

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Drunk Texting, similar to Drunk Dialing only with text message. Unlike Delirium tremens which only hurts the drinker, this affects more that one person. Something you will probably regret and never comes off as smooth as you intended.
Jim had the DT's last night, I finally had to turn my phone off.
by Stus April 03, 2008

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Dirty Thunder Stealer
Posting something the same time as another poster and stealing their thunder...
I.E. Your a DTS
by lucky513 October 22, 2007

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DTS
Acronym for "Destroy The System"
We have to DTS before it destroys us.
by Jazalyn November 28, 2004

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DTS
Another medical term, used to describe obese people who are a Danger To Shipping. Those crazy doctors...
"Ms Winters has a fractured right femur, severe brusing along her right arm and is DTS."
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005

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DTS
Do The Sex. The act or anticipation of copulation.
Ah man, I'd like to DTS that girl!

I'm going to DTS all night tonight!
by Dragonbreathp9d July 07, 2006

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dts
down town sihks
dts every ones afraid of us
by lootu May 20, 2003

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