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5.
dts
"down to summon"

Used to express a craving to play League of Legends, or to "get to the point" and quickly ask people if they want to play.
Bro #1 "Hey boys, im dts"
Bro #2 "Yeah John can't wait till he gets home, he is totally dts"
Bro #3 "I've been dts all day, let's do this"
by sourtuna October 23, 2011
 
50.
dts
acronym for DROP THE SOAP

idle and perform
#dropthesoap
the black man droped the soap in the shower.
by rhar February 28, 2005
 
51.
DTS
another word for STD, caught off trampy girls.. short for a Derrick's Tramp Stamp
'Better go get myself checked out for a DTS'
by NL-TT-TP November 14, 2008
 
52.
dts
Double Team Supreme; When a friendly get together between yourself and peers escalates with the help of your friend Al. Al Cohol that is. This drunken friendly fiesta soon turns into a crazy fuckfest. The double team supreme is when yourself and a close friend get together and commence to plow, pork, or spread the female participant open like a thanksgiving turkey. The double team supreme is not just your every day threesome. It's more like a cornocopia of fantastic fucking.
Frank - "Hey Ray this bitch is totally down for the DTS!"
Ray - " Shit yea Frank you motor boatin son of a bitch! You know i'm always down for some Double Team Supreme action!"
by Ralphie Ray February 13, 2008
 
53.
dts
Don't Talk Shit
Person 1: Yo, I'm the best in Call of Duty
Person 2: DTS you suck shit!
Person 1: Dts?
Person 2: Dont talk shit fucker! :)
by McFreshA March 19, 2009
 
54.
dts
dirty teen stash
HOLY SHIT!!!
DTS AT 6 OCLOCK!!!
by P.M.B. January 27, 2009
 
55.
Drunk Texting, similar to Drunk Dialing only with text message. Unlike Delirium tremens which only hurts the drinker, this affects more that one person. Something you will probably regret and never comes off as smooth as you intended.
Jim had the DT's last night, I finally had to turn my phone off.
by Stus April 03, 2008
 
56.
dts
Dirty Thunder Stealer
Posting something the same time as another poster and stealing their thunder...
I.E. Your a DTS
by lucky513 October 22, 2007