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Short for "Don't tase me bro!" as made famous by Andrew Meyer, a student of University of Florida, during an on-campus John Kerry speech on 9/17/2007. The acronym was popularized on YTMND.
Totalitarian Police: I don't like the way you're exercising free speech. You're comin' with us!

American Citizen: DTMB!

Zapp!
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"Don't Tase Me, Bro!"
Your response to my question was extreme and uncalled for.
Hi, John Kerry, can I ask you a question?
No - tase that mofo.
DTMB!
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1. "Don't tase me bro!"

2. The ICAO code for Habib Bourguiba International Airport in Monastir, Tunisia.
1. Police: "We don't like you, so we're going to pin you down on the floor and not tell you why,"
Person: "Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!"

2. Pilot: "Gatwick Tower, request IFR departure to Delta Tango Mike Bravo (DTMB in Aviation Alphabet), Monastir Airport, ready to copy.
ATC: "Speedbird two-one-niner, you are cleared to Delta Tango Mike Bravo. Initial climb is 5000ft, BOGNA 1M departure. Take-off runway 27L. Squawk 2985"
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short for "DON'T TASE ME BRO!". Andrew Meyer got his ass OWNED at UL. hilarious. youtube that shiz.
"why am I being arrested?
arggh!!
don't tase me bro!! (DTMB)
ahh!!
OWW!!
OWW!!
OWW!!
**crying like a baby**
OWW!!
AGHH!!"
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I didn't do anything! DTMB!
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Don't txt me back. Used in txt( sms ) messaging.
Me: Hey babe, want to get together?
Chick: DTMB, I hate you.
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Don't Taser (Or Taze) Me Bro.

It can be used as a response to almost anything.

The origin:
A university student with a history of taping his own practical jokes was Tasered by campus police and arrested after loudly and repeatedly trying to ask U.S. Senator John Kerry questions during a campus forum.
Andrew Meyer, 21, spent a night in jail before his release Tuesday morning. His attorney, Robert Griscti, did not return messages seeking comment.

Videos of the Monday night incident, posted on several Web sites and played repeatedly on television news, show officers pulling Meyer away from the microphone after he asks Kerry about impeaching President Bush and whether he and Bush were both members of the secret society Skull and Bones at Yale University.

"He apparently asked several questions—he went on for quite awhile—then he was asked to stop," university spokesman Steve Orlando said. "He had used his allotted time. His microphone was cut off, then he became upset."

As two officers take Meyer by the arms, Kerry, D-Mass., can be heard saying, "That's alright, let me answer his question."

Audience members applaud, and Meyer struggles for several seconds as up to four officers try to remove him from the room. Meyer screams for help and tries to break away from officers, then is forced to the ground and officers order him to stop resisting.

As Kerry tells the audience he will answer the student's "very important question," Meyer yells at the officers to release him, crying out, "Don't Tase me, bro," just before he is shocked by the Taser. He is then led from the room, screaming, "What did I do?"

Gaiafag "Illiterate N00B!
IDID4DALULZ "DTMB!"
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