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DSP
If you hate some one you simply type DSP.
Die slowly and painfully.

But sounds stupid if you say it.
Chante: (ranting about how jamie is a loser)
Jamie: (types) DSP
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DSP
Day Shift Problem- Acronym used at the end of a night shift to describe a problem that they are leaving for the day shift.
"Don't worry about changing that old ladies shitty diaper dude, it's only 25 minutes to quitin' time, that shit is a DSP."
by Keifermail July 26, 2008
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dsp
Digital Sound Processing. A really cool feature on hi-definition stereos that let you add reverberated depth (echo) to what you are listening too.
My stereo has DSP!
by star8706 July 24, 2003
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DSP
Don't Surf Porn: the greatest anti-virus/anti-malware tool known to man. Never needs an update, never scans your disk drive, never costs anything and is 99.999% effective against trojans, worms, viruses, most spam and nearly all other computer badness.
babbleWork> speaking of AVs, what antivirus are you guys using these days?
<babbleWork> i'm using AVG at the moment
<mahil> im telling you, dsp is the best AV ever. i dont have to deal with it eating up my resources, constantly scanning
by riyley July 16, 2008
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DSP
An acronym meaning Designated Sober Person. It is that person at a party who for whatever reason isn't drinking. It is the person who takes care of the people who are totally gone.
Person 1:"I heard last night was pretty crazy. Do you even remember much of it?"
Person 2:"Yea, I was the DSP. I sure had to take care of a lot of people last night."
by DSP for life January 29, 2009
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An acronym meaning Designated Sober Person. It is that person at a party who for whatever reason isn't drinking. It is the person who takes care of the people who are totally gone.
Person 1:"I heard last night was pretty crazy. Do you even remember much of it?"
Person 2:"Yea, I was the DSP. I sure had to take care of a lot of people last night."
by Always the DSP January 29, 2009
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D.s.p. Stands for Dudley Street Park. Its An Hardcore Hood In boston massacusetts. You would not want to mess with them. More D.s.p. Hood members are getting out of jail soon. D.s.p. Is also Located In dorchester An Area in Boston.
D.s.p. Is The illest hood ever!
by IFRESH December 21, 2009
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DSP
Anyone who resembles a penguin with down syndrome.

D- Down
S- Syndrome
P- Penguin
*Brittney walks by*

Josh and Tyler- DSP!!
by Big penis 88 November 14, 2011
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