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that doctor dude who ever-so-gingerly dons the latex over his digits, and abundantly lubes his pussy finger for subsequent rectal penetration.
After returning from his yearly today, my friend stated that Dr. Jelly Fingers requested that he assume the "rectal probing" position. After completion, my friend said it wasn't as bad as he initially thought, but the only thing he was a little upset about was that he had gotten a chubby in the process. Not good!
by weave August 24, 2003
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Dr. Jellyfingers is more myth than man. He single-handedly floats the GC Caseys with the vast amount of old crow whiskey he purchases and then snorts. He enjoys building shit out of pallets and has probably slept with your sister. His K/D is higher than yours.
If you're reading this, Dr. Jellyfingers is probably your father.
by Randon5 May 25, 2016
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