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The ultimate of insults adding two pungent name calling names to form a super name calling name... It stands for "Dirty Pirate Hooker, Cum Dumpster" Use with extreme caution.
Jim: "Wow she is a DPHCD"

Kirk: "I know she just sleeps with any guy as long as he never calls her again"

Jim: "I know and I thought there was chemistry between us"

Kirk: "There was if you consider lies chemistry. She's a vampire of souls"

Jim: "Yeah, lets go snort salt, shoot some tequila and punch each other in the face"

Kirk: "Done! That sounds swell"
by DPHF February 14, 2011

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Quite possibly the greatest insult acronym ever. Stands for Dirty Pirate Hooker Cum Dumpster. This phrase can be used against any female one considers dirty, slutty, hookeresque, confused, loves to be poked, or borderline retarded. If DPH is an insult then DPHCD is a super insult. This phrase must be used with extreme caution so long as said female has never heard of the urban dictionary. Salud!
Person 1: Wow that chick loves sleeping around.

Person 2: Yeah she's a dphcd

Person 1: Wow whats that? That insult sure sounds cool!

Person 2: Oh, just the greatest insult known to mandkind.

Person 1: Wow I wish I was as cool as you.
by dphcdfinder February 26, 2011

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