Cold blooded psychopathic individual that likes to stalk people and rape them in their sleep,especially if your named Spindleshanx. He also has a fetish that involves small furry animals and boiling hot water.
Once DM has you in his sights,locking the door and filling the keyhole with selly's all gap wont even stop him.
Designated Marksman. military marksman role in a U.S. infantry squad. The DM's role is to supply rapid accurate fire on enemy targets at ranges up to 870 yds with a highly-accurate semi-automatic rifle equipped with a telescopic sight. Like snipers, DMs are trained in quick and precise shooting, but unlike the more specialised "true" sniper, they are also intended to lay down accurate rapid fire.
soldier 1: walter shouldn't be the dm cause he sucks at aiming and hes fat.
soldier 2: yeah joe should be dm cause he's much more accurate and sexy.