DLTS
DLTS stands for Driving Like Totally Stupid. It occurs when people are so stupid that they don't actually need to get drunk to mess up; therefore differentiating from DWI. DLTS ranges from mild to severe; it depends on the IQ or current mood of the driver.
Johnny: See that guy over there? He was arrested for DLTS. He was so stupid he didn't even need to be drunk.
Fred: God, what an asshole.
Fred: God, what an asshole.
DLTS by Hyena Girl September 9, 2009
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