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DKMB- Don't Kill My Boner- A saying, or acronym you use to let someone know that you are in a good mood, and don't want anything to ruin it. A positive mental and physical state is being enjoyed, and you do not want it fucked with.
DKMB (n. or v.trans.)

1. Anything that she does that knocks down your hard on.
2. Something someone does to ruin your good mood, or be a buzzkill..
3. A general acronym, that you use to let people know you don't want any bad vibe.
4. DKMB I am golfing my best ever round.
5. This is sweet the boss is loving this, so DKMB.
by St. Stephen Valentine April 27, 2013

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