Abbreviation for Dumb Jiffy Slut; antonym for FPB. While DJS's may be found in any part of the world, they are most commonly found in tanning salons, 18 & over clubs, and anywhere other than bookstores in the Southern California region. May be easily lured with Gucci, Louis Vuitton, or Bacardi products. Close contact may result in infection(s).
Guy A: "Dude, did you hook up with Ashley last night? I bet she's a total animal in bed!"
Guy B: "Yeah, and she's just as smart as one, too."
Guy A: (sniffs) "Dude, you reek of DJS!"