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Acronym for "Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck".
Pronounced; Dilly Gaff
A short terse answer given when someone complains about your behaviour or actions.
Used more as a statement or exclamation rather than as a genuine query.
Scenario:
Complaint: "You're a lazy skank for not dumping the trash"

Response: "DILIGAF!"
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DILIGAFAcromym for DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK.
Hi, my name is Mr. Dilagaf nice to meet you.
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does it look like i give a fuck??
Joe: Dude I just got a new haircut how does it look??
Bill: Dude.... DILIGAF
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Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck
Person1 "I have had a shit day today"
Person 2 "D.I.L.I.G.A.F.?"
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To do sweet fuck all and care free
When asked - "What are you going to do for the day"?
Awnser - "Diligaf"
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