Dog I'd Like to Fuck

Can be any breed (Shepherd, Terrier, Husky, etc.)
Person #1: That Chihuahua is a DILF.
Person #2: You sick bastard.
by {W@R} March 12, 2006
Daughter I'd Like to Fritzl.
Did you see Jame's little girl Annessa? Now that is a dilf I'd like to lock in my basement!
by Johan Fritzl July 18, 2008
Not Dad but disabled i'd like to fuck.
Man look her go on those wheels she's a major DILF!
by Jackizzle November 26, 2007
Deacon I'd like to fuck!
Deacon Tony is a total dilf!

Aww look at deacon over there lickin his finger! damnnn, what a DILF!!!!!

look at that gramp over there in that pew, screw him.. i want that dilf in and around my mouth.

I wanna go to a Catholic school, theyve got all them DIILLFFSS!

Good thing hes not a priest, thats fo show, thank God hes a dilf!
by Linds Vinocon March 18, 2008
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