desserts i like at freebirds
hey can i borrow some money, i really want a dilf.
by kmart=) August 05, 2008
Dame I'd Like To Fuck
"Man, did you see Helen Mirren? She is one DILF!"
by Better Baby Corn December 14, 2008
the same as gangely. it is the word flid (meaning short arms and legs) reversed. therefore long arms and legs
check out that geezer, what a dilf
by hurleyburley23 April 19, 2008
a penis the size of a nipple
yours! you have a dilf you dilflet!!!!!!!!!
by divnep April 15, 2008
demon i like to fuck
that vampire is scary, but hot, a total dilf
by Mark Wahlberg December 01, 2006
Dog I'd Like to Fuck

Can be any breed (Shepherd, Terrier, Husky, etc.)
Person #1: That Chihuahua is a DILF.
Person #2: You sick bastard.
by {W@R} March 12, 2006
Daughter I'd Like to Fritzl.
Did you see Jame's little girl Annessa? Now that is a dilf I'd like to lock in my basement!
by Johan Fritzl July 18, 2008

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