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Dad I'd Like (to) Fuck
Girl, your dad is a total DILF
by Berney November 22, 2007
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1.
1)acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck"
2)a heterosexual female's version of a MILF (see milf)
That father is quite a dilf, if i do say so...
by my_mom March 03, 2003
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Dads I'd Like to Fuck
I'm 47,,,I was told by one on my sons 20 something friends (female) that I was a DILF. I had to ask,,,,,
Kewl for me eh?
by SurfrTom July 02, 2003
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DILF = Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck

see: Stephen Colbert
there is nothing like a DILF
by ekb123 November 08, 2006
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Dad I'd like to fuck
A hetero girl or gay boy's version of milf(mom id like to fuck)
generally in college campuses or diversified fraternities
The DILFs were slim pickin's at Dad's Day this year.
by dilfer June 16, 2003
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extremely good looking dad who probably has a huge dick and i would like to have sex with over and over again
aka--mr. pesta
The hottest DILF is Mr. Pesta. He and I had crazy animal sex after he tucked nick and billy into bed last night. god he has a nice dick.
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We all know guys love M.I.L.F.'s, Moms I'd Like To F**K. So now girls can use this, Dads I'd Like To F**K.
While picking up my brother from track practice, I spotted one sexy D.I.L.F. dropping off his daughter.
by Devil? April 23, 2009
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Same as Milf (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) but for a hot dad (Dad I'd Like to Fuck)
Girl, check out that Dilf by the swing set!
by Tamara December 28, 2004
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