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He's sure a DILF
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by Pussy some May 14, 2017
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1)acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck"
2)a heterosexual female's version of a MILF (see milf)
That father is quite a dilf, if i do say so...
by my_mom March 03, 2003
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DILF = Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck

see: Stephen Colbert
there is nothing like a DILF
by ekb123 November 08, 2006
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I'm 47,,,I was told by one on my sons 20 something friends (female) that I was a DILF. I had to ask,,,,,
Kewl for me eh?
by SurfrTom July 02, 2003
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Dad I'd like to fuck
A hetero girl or gay boy's version of milf(mom id like to fuck)
generally in college campuses or diversified fraternities
The DILFs were slim pickin's at Dad's Day this year.
by dilfer June 16, 2003
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Divorcée I'd like to fuck
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jeannie is getting divorced?
Person 1: Wow, I've been waiting out that marriage for years. Now she's is finally available for some dating and some action!
Person 2: I hear you, brother. Talk about a DILF!
by Quince Vaughan July 26, 2014
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a sexy paternal figure, the reason you go over to your friend's house.
Man, Mr. Ponsetto's such a dilf!!!! I'd tots tap that.
by anbrias March 27, 2010
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