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DHP is an acronym for Dick-Hard Pills. These come is a variety of brands such as Rock Hard 72-hour power and Extenze and are commonly found next to condoms or a register at you local gas station. The first known use of this term was in Abilene Texas in late August 2010.
Did you get the DHP so we can knock out these sluts??
by Whettin Inn Manager August 30, 2010
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A DHP is a Desperate Homosexual Predator and can be found mainly around the Blackpool ( south shore) area. You can spot a DHP lurking in the dark corners of Pepes gay bar and also in flamingoes, hiding in the toilets. The way to trap a DHP is to put some sushi/nigella cookbook/a horse figurine with wings into a bear trap and to wait. Be warned, DHP's are highly aggressive and will bite your hiney
Police officer: We've got a DHP, repeat a DHP on the lose, in the mens underwear section.
by forfucksake123456 May 04, 2009
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Dick Hungry for Pussy. A man whose genitalia hungers for a female's genitalia, voraciously.
Man, Shawn be tripping over this girl Caroline. Shiiiiiiiit, he be a DHP dawg. Straight up to the fullest.
by REX KWON DO April 29, 2012
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dude don't touch that girl she's DHP
by nuttin on these ho's April 13, 2009
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A unique phallac organ in which the glans protrudes far more than normal, giving a swollen or tumerous appearance. The only current known infectee is David, though those who know of it refer to it as DHP. The true cause is unknown, though similar symptoms may present from swelling injuries of the groin area. Clearly detectable on site.
"That man is really suffering from DHP! Either that, or it's just fat..."
by Mysterious Rex October 01, 2005
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A unique phallac organ in which the glans protrudes far more than normal, giving a swollen or tumerous appearance. The only current known infectee is David, though those who know of it refer to it as DHP. The true cause is unknown, though similar symptoms may present from swelling injuries of the groin area.
"That one isn't just swollen, it's suffering from DHP..."
by Justin 'Frozencat' September 30, 2005
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A Fat Mofo. Also Known As Fatty McFatfat, The Goodyear Blimp, And Doughboy
-The Goodyear Blimp Needs To Stay On His Server Longer
-Fatty McFatfat is so fat, he sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
-Wheres Doughboy? Probably Eating.
by SpoonThief January 12, 2005
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