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DHL
To get dissed, stood up, ignored or not in the loop. Named after the shipping company notorious for their poor service.
Dude, that girl totally DHL-ed me last night, and I was standing there waiting around for nothing. I don't even know what I did wrong.
by Pogue2012 June 13, 2008
 
1.
DHL
After the shipping company, it stands for "Delivered Here Late" due to DHL's notorious shipping service.
"Sam, you freaking idiot! I can't believe you didn't overnight that. Now it's gonna be DHL-ed.."
by Poe Boy March 02, 2008
 
3.
DHL
Drivers Hopelessly Lost
Person A: Did you get that package yet?
Person B: No, I used DHL.
by jbkurz December 14, 2010
 
4.
DHL
DHL Worldwide Express.

Some people claim that the letters in this stand for Dalsey, Hillblom and Lynn (the founders) but in reality it stands for Deliverin' Hawt Loot.
John: Shit man. I gotz a package from DHL Worldwide Express. Themz niggaz sho' deliva some hawt loot.
Eric: Ummm....dude...you're white.
by Nick February 21, 2005
 
5.
DHL
O-P-P
( official party pooper)
some who poops there pants at the age of 12 and above
man that DHL just pooped himself
by sir-sexy-guy June 01, 2009
 
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DHL
is defined as dick hung low for a guy and dyke hung low for a butch.
For instance, a guy could walk up to a girl with a DSL and say, "I have a DHL". Or better yet, a lot of girls out there would like a DHL now and again.
by Yukonder July 18, 2006