DGAF is Don’t Give A F*&K. Your DGAF quotient is a measure of how much of a F you give about things in general. If you’re wound up tight and all worried about everything, your DGAF quotient is very low. This is unattractive. If you truly DGAF and you are just a mess, your DGAF quotient is too high and this, too, is unattractive. You need a DGAF quotient is somewhere between picking up after yourself and not showering when you get up in the morning. Somewhere in there is good.