Top Definition
DEUSENBERRY TIME
Also know as
rubbing one out
spanking the monkey
petting the one eyed snake
jackin it
petting the one eyed monster
draining the lizard
beat the meat
and so on

New form of masturbation
in 4 eazy to do steps
1. look at porn
2. slap your hand on the desk (palm up)
3. thrust forward through hand
4. DONE!!!!!!!!!

Example on youtube
DEUSENBERRY TIME, masturbation, beat the meat, draining the lizard, rubbing one out, spanking the monkey
by TM-140'I' May 05, 2010

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