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I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection |
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What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly. Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes! Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection! |
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| 2. | derection | ||
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The deflation of an erection. Not to be confused with "direction" The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs
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| 3. | derection | ||
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When something is so unarousing that the male genitalia has an inward erection. When I saw Brokeback mountain I had a derection.
The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection. That ugly girl gives me a derection. |
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| 4. | Derection | ||
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when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection. Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!
Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast! |
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The opposite of an erection. Usually caused by witnessing either someone who is hideously ugly. a: 'Oh my god did you see that aboslute mole.'
b: 'Yes, she gave me a derection.' |
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| 7. | derection | ||
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A feeling a male figure may get when he sees a very unattractive woman wearing an exposing outfit. The opposite of an erection. Today I saw Liz wearing a short skirt, I totally got a derection.
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