2. Man, DC had every STD known to mankind.
3. I saw your ex, DC, at the mall today. WTF were you thinking bud?
kid 2- Yeah, well, sort of. I live in silver spring.
kid 1- fuckin liar! you said you were from DC!
kid 2- Yeah, well, where are you from in DC?
kid 1- (silence) um, Alexandria.
2: Abbreviation for Detective Comics, which is DC Comics' Oldest title and the basis for it's name.
2:DC Comics is slightly redundant, seeing as how it literally stands for Detective Comics Comics.