Designated Baby Sitter-
1. When you feel compelled you have to be the one person sober when with your friends to keep your friends alive.
2.When your friend becomes shitfaced you have no choice but to take care of him if not he will not survive.
3.When you bring a crazy friend with you to an event you have to keep constant tabs on him or shit will go down.
4. Also a form of being DD but to the utmost extreme where you have to baby sit them.
1."Lets go drink?"
Reply : "Okay as long as i don't have to be DBS tonight."
2."God do i really have to be John's DBS tonight?"
3."nose go's not being DBS tonight"
i.e. dumb bitch syndrome. Usually DBS sufferers have feelings of love for actual pieces of shit and/or assholes, believe that they can change the person into the 'perfect guy' (which makes absolutely no fucking since), or choose a bad guy over someone who would actually treat them right for once in their life.
FACT: DBS sufferers love to be treated like shit and physically/mentally abused even though they would say otherwise.
Guy: I love you. I want 'us' back.
Girl: But you lie to me and fuck with alot of girls, also you have herpes.
Guy: I will change.
Girl: I believe you, I love you too.
Me: Wow, she must suffer from DBS.
Dumb Bitch Syndrome, an epidemic that is currently plaguing America's female population.
That girl has DBS, she should die.
Dirty Butt Sex
by anonymous Oct 2, 2003 add a video
Don't Be Stupid!
Person 1: Arsenal FC are rubbish
Person 2: DBS!
Different Brain System
DESCENDING BALL SYNDROME
1)veiny scrotum aka southern wind sock
2)Any extra skin can be used to turn in to mangina, rainjacket aka hoody
3)Can be used for a flotation device
Aaron was offroading in the 03 jeep...rolling on 35...and hit a bump and it launched him out of his seat. And when he landed because he was suffering from DBS he sat on his NUT SAC!!!