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A COMBINATION OF THE WORD AMNESIA AND DEMENTIA. A STATE OF MIND IN WHICH A PERSON SUFFERS SYMPTOMS OF BOTH AMNESIA, SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS, LIKELY ADHD TOO, SO SEVERELY, IT MEETS THE CRITERIA FOR DEMENTIA.
LAURIN: "REMEMBER LAST EASTER WHEN WE HID ALL THOSE EASTER EGGS FOR THE KIDS AT CHURCH?"

SARA: "HUH? NO. I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION..NOT RINGING THE SLIGHTEST BELL. HELL, I COULD HIDE MY OWN EASTER EGGS THANKS TO MY DAMNESNIA."
by JAMAAL February 18, 2013