D.O.F 

D.O.F - Short for "Destroyer of Fun" or wife

Hey dude can you go surfing today? Nah my D.O.F said I have to spend time with her. Dude that sucks.

D.O.F by Juniorboi June 4, 2009

D.O.F 

D.O.F.

This is an acronym, (not to be confused with depth of field) meaning Dream Of Fucking. You see someone like J Law and know you can't have her but you put her on your D.O.F list because you can still dream about fucking her!

In other words, someone you really wanna fuck

Candace: Yo Bri you see the English teacher with the really exotic hair?
Bri: Yea, she’s so nice to me and she looks just like Anna Silk
Candace: I really D.O.F her man, like damn this bitch is on my D.O.F. list!
* Someone Candace dreams of fucking*

D.O.F by itscnukno September 6, 2016

D.O.F. 

Deputy of Fun (D.O.F.) - one who controls all the jokes and puns around these parts.

Mike Callahan("My Boys")-"Can I be the D.O.F.?"

D.O.F. by +he R3c0rd3r October 3, 2008

D.O.F.A.

Direct Overhead Flood Area

The D.O.F.A. for a standard bathroom is 40. Equivalent to the square footage of high probability flood area below overhead plumbing pipes.

D.O.F.A. by J_t_A_ March 10, 2025

S L A P O F D O O M 

The most overpowered thing that appears in games, and real life that will pwn things in fights, I'm not kidding it hits harder than a punch for Saitama.

1: TAKE THIS! THE S L A P O F D O O M !
2: Don't make me use the S L A P O F D O O M.

S L A P O F D O O M by DragonJJ April 23, 2022

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n 

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now

Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n by LittleT March 19, 2012

B.A.D M.O.F.O 

Bold And Dedicated Mothers Of Fabulous Offspring. A mother who makes bold decisions dedicated to raising her offspring to be well-rounded individuals.

She's a B.A.D M.O.F.O.

B.A.D M.O.F.O by Wereallbadhere November 14, 2017