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Someone who lives in gay Darien where every single blonde bimbo girl has STDS. All the guys think that they are the "fucking man!" and all the girls will blow you for coke...pretty sweet town
New Canaan kicks Darien's ass in everything..even cheering which is pretty pathetic

DARIEN GIRLS HAVE STDS HOO RAHH HOO RAHH
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