when dash runs, he sometimes needs to go poopy. it gets stuck in his incredisuit and goes back up his butt. its very painful, and the poop goes into his legs. that's why he runs so fast!!!! then he poops it back out after it gets really hot from being in his legs and running, and then it blows a hole in the suit and crashes like a meteor into the moon. his butt burns real bad and has hemoroids the next day. the end.
too many beans for dash on tuesday equals: 5 new craters on the moon on wednesday!